Every once and awhile, reviews just write themselves. This is one of those rare occasions.
Meet new Sean Cody model Zachary, as perfect an ideal Cody model as there is.
Big muscles? Check. Big dick? Check. Wonderfully proportioned body? Check. Handsome face? Check. Comfort on camera? Check. Shoots big loads? Uh, yeah . . .
The only box unchecked is the gay one.
In fact, since Zachary doesn’t talk about his sexuality, we are left with the age-old Cody issue: Are they dangling meat in front of us that we’ll never get to “eat”?
Odds of Returning: Fifty-fucking-fifty is my first reaction, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say 75%, perhaps voting with my desire rather than any sense.
P.S. Just who is Lil’ Miss Laura, anyway?