Leave it to the immor(t)al William Higgins to wink an eye at (and even one-up) Bel Ami and their Eastern European brethren with this sexy, artfully-shot, and super-hot feature starring massively hung, uncut, creamy Euroboys. In it, a rather strapping priest (if all anointed looked like him, being one of The Boys of St. Vincent’s might not be a bad idea!) bikes across town, happening upon the sight of our titular group.
But first, a twosome in a stable. The pair are super oral, as the horses and llamas Higgins often gets shots of notice. In fact, it’s downright knee-slapping funny as the animals literally leer into the camera and even meander by the busy boys, one of whom produces a dildo out of nowhere. After some fucking we’re treated to juicy loads (Higgins refrains from having the animals lapping it up, don't worry), but then wait: they fuck again! We're treated to more cum shots, and even more interaction with the ponies, etc. And yes, the actors grin into the camera a la Mr. Ridgeston and ilk.
Moving on, the titular organization’s members (no pun intended) get it on but good as the priest disrobes and jerks off. Everyone’s completely buff and worked out, so I reckon that Eastern Europe is bustling with gyms and creatine (even the church, apparently). Afterwards, our priest scrambles away but not before dropping his cool little hat, tipping the guys off that someone’s been ‘round (now it’s just a matter of time before he’s inducted). Meanwhile, there’s action galore including a one-on-one with a couple of slimmer guys (one of whom is boyish with a capital B), and a multiple partner orgy.
On the big plus side, Higgins uses classical music on the soundtrack, but the big ol’ fucking minus - which nixed my giving this effort a "Four Star" rating - is the completely unnecessary dubbed sound effects layered over the action. In fact, the second twosome scene is so rife with what sounds to be a fucking bastard smacking on peanut butter that the scene is actually ruined! The sound is so revolting and irritating, I’d ask the offender to shut their mouth were this a luncheon or dinner engagement. I mean, I felt like I was listening to a retarded person. It’s sick making, and to boot, I never found a scene with the only added sound effects being sexual. (There's a sex scene in a haystack with no sounds of ruffling hay, but you can hear an obvious mou